Comebacks For When People Say They Don't Like Harry Potter

 If somebody says, "I don't like Harry Potter" or "I haven't watched Harry Potter", I got you covered B)

1. "Tell me, have you ever read the books? Or, I'm sorry, watched the movies, since clearly you're not smart enough to know how to read."
2. "I will handcuff you to a chair and play all eight movies at once at FULL VOLUME, is that what you want?" (Be prepared to follow through on this threat.)
   
3. "Well, then, you're not allowed within a five-mile radius of me. Get lost."
4. "Congratulations, you just made a new enemy." (I would use this on a stranger I'm never going to see again.)
   
5. "Ugh, Muggles these days." (A more neutral choice.)
   
6. "AVADA KEDAVRA" (When you want to get straight to the point.)
   
7. ""Oh, dry up, Dursley, you great prune.""
8. "I have to admit, I'm slightly impressed. I didn't think there was enough room in that puny little brain of yours to form an entire sentence."
9. "You have five seconds to take that back before I Wingardium Leviosa your miserable little butt off this entire planet, do you hear me?" (When you're feeling aggressive. Bonus points if you have a wand on you that you can point at them.)
   
10. "You take that back right now or you're going the way of Harry's parents." (For when they seriously disrespect HP.)
    
11. "You're Siriusly uncultured, mate." (This is a more polite one you could use to speak to a friend - though why you would have friends who hate HP, I don't know.)
12. ""No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood."" (A classic.)
13. "I'm sorry, I didn't order a glass of your opinion."
14. Or just hum Hedwig's Theme until they go away.
15. Or use this. ↓↓
    

Use these comebacks against the Muggles in your life the next time they insult Harry Potter.

Bye ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)